The A-Team was a perfect show. Wanted for a crime they didn't commit, they were a master of disguise, a guy who fucks, an unpredictable pilot, and the world's meanest van owner. In a single episode they would go to a new town, discover and recon a bad guy, get captured, invent an entirely new type of vehicle and mounted weapon syst...
2025-11-21 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What if I told you that there was a movie in which comedy superstars narrated pop-culture parodies of very sexually-frustrated animals competing in an off-brand version of both the Winter and Summer Olympics? And what if I told you that it somehow played like a combination of the worst of Looney Tunes and the dumbest shit in Heavy Metal?
Look at the below screengrab and tell me the first thing you notice:
“That is a man showing off his tiny baby birds,” is the response from exactly 100% of you, “I see the hatchlings on the lower right and this appears to be from a TikT...
2025-11-19 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostTwo words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.
Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS by a drunk Italian.
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2025-11-19 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTwo words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.
Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS by a drunk Italian.
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2025-11-19 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I give VHS a fair shot? Dad had a VCR, so I thought of backwards violence by default. Then nude tapes of pastors kept leaking, souring me further. But there’s decades of culture and philosophy on tape. Smart people I respect rewind every wee...
2025-11-18 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kool-Aid Man sure is known for having his adventures, some more notable than others. He even has a full line of The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man comics that add to his lore. Before these comics, you might have gotten the idea that The...
2025-11-17 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
I am writing this on my phone this week as I’m on an airplane, so I’m going to let PoxCo-GPT fill in most of it if that’s cool. I think it is pretty smart, and you won’t even be able to tell.
It’s cuffing season, which PoxCo-GPT tells me “is when humans tradition...
2025-11-17 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what y...
2025-11-17 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his boo...
2025-11-17 12:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostAnd get it done with your brain on Hot Dog.
This is what I feel like every Tuesday morning as soon as I open the site.
Which days make you feel like this? Hopefully all of them!
Wake up with a swift kick to your braindick 2025-11-15 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we're reading a children's book, and it's called…
… The Little Republican. But wait, hold on! Maybe it's fine! Maybe it'll be okay! Maybe it's a normal book about indoctrinating children with Republican values like…
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CERN: Satan’s Playground is boilerplate conspiracy crap by a man whose brain is soup.
It’s also less fun than the title suggests. I wanted descriptions of Satan having a lovely time running physics experiments. Satan chatting ar...
2025-11-13 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks how we doing I know the tribbalations are piling up out here, hard sometimes to keep our chin ups isnt it? Maybe it aint very patriotic but I know for me as time passes i’m becoming more of a aficionardo of the Europeans call: la siesta. Not too long, just a lil bit of rest my eyes and give my mind a break from all these world d...
2025-11-12 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostJason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book....
2025-11-12 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostJason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book...
2025-11-12 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow, I’m pissed already! Silver’s stronger than ever.
Dope cover: if dating doesn’t work out, we can fuck ghosts. Though the earlier prints ...
2025-11-11 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I found a new show on TikTok, and I've experienced a lifetime in its universe. I've lived, I've loved, I've welded. All of the most important things. There are 80 episodes of The Emperor Of Welding, and I've watched every single one, which basically means I've completed a full six credit hours of a community college class on the fu...
2025-11-10 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostTroubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!
This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.
This week I think it is time to remind everyone about our catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimens...
2025-11-08 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-11-07 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You could not do more to convince me that you have never played one second of a DOOM game than to write the four DOOM novels that were published in the 1990s. Alleged science fiction writers and probable shave club subscribers Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Lineweaver sat down and pounded out roughly 600 adult-length pages of hastily-researched fa...
2025-11-06 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to our recurring nightmare. The world is cloaked in shadow. The left wants to give your children a free lunch instead of making them earn it in the bauxite mines, and the school menu is cricket-flavored Transgenderfication Pills. Our top Nazis are not even safe from our bottom Nazis these days. The kids are alt-right. They need...
2025-11-05 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostPierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... Th...
2025-11-05 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostPierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you'r...
2025-11-05 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m in. Let’s get fucking paid.
Luxury’s the last virtue. You deserve wealth, and last week’s Hades backgrounds took forever. Ma...
2025-11-04 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What if I told you hot young H.G. Wells has to chase his best friend, hot young Jack the Ripper, through time in his newly invented time machine, and they might kiss. "Sign me up!" You would say, right? "Please, give me six seasons and a movie of this show," you would beg. Yet, somehow a show with this exact same hot horny historical prem...
2025-11-03 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey, did you see that we sell postcards in our shop now? It’s neat!
For the past few months, we’ve had an illustrated podcast roundup and we finally figured out how to put those illustrations on little tiny posters you can carry around in yo...
2025-11-03 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
First thing you can give me is a break, because Brockway hates when we talk about the Patreon, but I don’t mind talking about it at all! And guess what I learned very recently: you can buy memberships for your friends!
That’s right, now you don’t hav...
2025-11-01 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
